10) Rudely talk over her.
9) Ignore her and when she doesn’t go away keep ignoring her until nightfall.
8) Listen to her and look for possible kernels of truth in what she says.
7) Regard her with mute compassion as a split-off part of the self.
6) Get used to what she’s saying and tune her out like a bad radio.
5) Pause in your writing until she has had her full say and then continue like nothing happened.
4) Tell her to go fuck herself and remember that she can’t hit you.
3) Write down everything she says and give it to your most evil character.
2) Find the strength in her vitriol and turn it on an enemy.
1) Make writing in spite of it your sweetest revenge.